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Part 1: Zoom

Here is one way to fix your zoom problem. Open up your terminal, type sudo nano /etc/hosts. Add a line that says 127.0.0.1 zoom.us. Type ctrl-x, and then y and then enter.

Here is another way to fix your zoom problem: the Zoom Deleter. The Zoom Deleter is a small cross platform application that runs from your menu or system tray. Zoom Deleter continually checks for the presence of Zoom on your computer, and if found, immediately removes it. The code is open source and hosted on github.

Hard at work implementing an exciting new feature for the Zoom Deleter...

Now I'm thinking about re-branding to expand my target demographic.

Zoom Escaper is a simple tool to help you escape Zoom meetings and other videoconferencing scenarios. The Zoom Escaper allows you to self-sabotages your audio stream, making your presence unbearable to others.

Add different real-time effects to your voice, making it sound like you have a terrible microphone problem, or that there is a man gently weeping in your apartment.